Sarah Tries to Save the World by Porter Noah

Author:Porter, Noah [Porter, Noah]
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: Zombies
Published: 2015-08-31T04:00:00+00:00

Then I do the world’s stupidest thing ever. I jump off the cliff.

Jumping off a cliff isn’t as bad as you’d think. There’s just you and the air and you feel like you’re flying, if only for a little bit of time. What’s worse is when you impact water after jumping off a cliff. That seriously hurts. You drop straight to the bottom, like a stone.

What’s the all-time worst is when you jump off a cliff to distract a friend from tame tigers that you forgot were tame. Then when you surface after the awful impact, she screeches in your ear about being such an idiot (the ungrateful wretch) as the tigers fight over their food.

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